So...a friend of a friend of a friend was arrested this weekend and charged a $1700 fine for peeing in public. WHAT? She was drunk after a wedding, popped a squate and peed in public. Next thing you know she's being arrested for public intoxication and all sorts of other things. How the heck does that happen? You know you all have done it. Come on....tell us your funny stories.
I have peed in public so many times. The majority of them were drunk nights where you just can't hold it. Peyton Darling - these were all when I was over 21, had a designated driver and knew my limit.
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All over Miami Shores!!!!
Um...too many to tell....$1700...yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the grass grows a little greener at certain places in Miami thanks to several of us.
my dearest hubby was just recently in the back of a squad car for sprinkling in the back of k-mart since he couldn't find a ligitimate place. he wasn't drinking at all, thankfully. Luckily after throwing out every cops' name in the chigago area that he knew, he finally got let off. i couldn't believe they were seriously going to book him for this "crime". it's a bodily function for pete's sake
Whats funny is that when Lexie was potty training, I took her behind a building because we were outside and all the bathrooms were locked and had her squat... umm, that would have been great had they tried to arrest us for it. I can just hear me trying to explain it to DCF...
Again, these are times when being married to a cop could certainly work in your favor... have to make a mental note.
Where do they expect you to go? Peeing in public is a national past time in some places. I don not think a day has passed here in the PI without seeing someone pee on the side of the road.
I personally have never done it.....nope never.
Funniest thing... same thing happened to our teenage neighbor the other night. I don't know the cost of the fine, but I do know that his parents returned from bailing him out close to 3 am.
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